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During lunch, Rachel started telling us about her plans for the upcoming school year. She was going to take AP classes, join the debate team, and volunteer at a local animal shelter. My mom was impressed, but I was on the verge of losing my mind. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I returned, Rachel was still talking. -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

  1. Create a "marshmallow truce." Agree on one thing you both hate (e.g., your mom’s 70s playlist) to bond over.
  2. Establish a code word. When Alex starts talking about astrology for the third time, text your mom (if you have signal) or cough twice. That means "intervention needed."
  3. Bring noise-canceling earbuds. Even if you don’t use them, holding them is a threat.
  4. Volunteer for "water fetching duty." Alone time in nature is the only thing keeping you sane. Take a five-gallon bucket and walk very, very slowly to the pump.
  5. Lower your expectations. The tent will leak. The food will have pine needles in it. Alex will claim they are "basically a survivalist." Let them. It’s only 72 hours.

I wanted to crawl into the cooler.

The Midnight Incident (Or, Why I Need New Earplugs)

Chloe:

"Mrs. Davis, no offense, but your generation really romanticizes suffering. Like, why can't we just go to a Holiday Inn Express and call this 'glamping'?" Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who

Survival Tip #1:

Do not comment on the suitcase. If you do, you will be forced to carry it to the campsite. Create a "marshmallow truce

Mom handed him a towel and a tin cup of hot cocoa. “You’re not ‘too much,’ Jake. You’re just new to this. New things are uncomfortable. That’s why they’re called ‘new’ and not ‘ah, this again.’”

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